Philip J. Fry · After mayoral elections were held last weekend within Houghton High School, the general consensus was that Richard Nixon, president of the world, would earn a sweeping victory. However ...

Lett R. Boxed · In a breaking story recently uncovered by hardworking Lewd reporters, Provost Andrew Storer was discovered to ...

Six Babies In a Trench Coat · In a turn of events described as “cataclysmically embarrassing” by the MTU Provost’s office, ...

Pat’s Margarita Bucket · The first matter of business was raising tuition by 21% to pay off their 6,383,652 $3 Klarna loans.

Nick Bushman · The meeting began with guest speaker Will Cantrell, who is the Associate Provost and Dean of the Graduate School. Cantrell addressed members of the GSG about the issue of MTU email ...

Corey Schimmel · The event, which started at 9 a.m. and ran into the early afternoon, aims to recycle items that are not ...

Tahera Salman Almugabgab · “Initially, both of us individually decided to go through the roommate search, probably through ...

Reed Anway · This past Friday, Apr. 10, was the annual Spring Fling, which is considered one of the nine major Tech ...

Reed Anway · The club was created in 2023 by Coralee Daugherty, who is currently a third-year Accounting student. When she ...

Brina Kirkpatrick and Skylar Zajac · The proposed changes would make DHH the only residence hall dining facility on campus to ...

Emma Rick · On Thursday, Apr. 2, Governor Whitmer declared an energy emergency in Michigan to lower gas prices in response to the sharp uptick in fuel costs brought on by the war in Iran. The order ...

Brina Kirkpatrick · The order issued by President Donald Trump proposes adjustments to NCAA rules, including a “five for five” eligibility model and stricter transfer limits. However, college football ...